Who in their right mind would attack poor Lord Tindross after he has yielded in battle. The guy bows out and vows to take his spawn with him, leaving his treasures behind. This sort of move reaks of Obamacare. I would love to see how the pundits try to spin this meltdown.
Sincerely,
A Concerned Spawn
So here I am listening to this crazy vampire that had just about handed our butts to us, and he keeps on being evasive about whether he would attack us if we ever met him again. Now I am not one of those magic school wizard wimps, otherwise I might have noticed him healing. I'm thinking to myself if we have to fight this punk again, he is going to give us the royal beat down, yo. So I lean in and say to Groth, yo homey lets end this crap now, so I launch some magic missles, the only thing I have in my arsenal that has hit him. Did I say that wizards might be a little smarter than me, those bastards. In my haste to set fire to that unholy abomination, I might have forgotten about his little brood. They were in nice little groupings for some fireballs though, damn things charmed me though and all of a sudden my buddy Groth looks like a big pile of kindling. Dude vamps suck.
ReplyDeleteGroth seconds the notion. Vampires make good stockade meat. A little cold at first, but they eventually warm up.
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